The dreaded girl gang of three are capable of taking out a writer anywhere at any time. The malevolent Angstintina, Obsessisa, and Neurotichka can smell coffee from a thousand paces. They spot their prey as it sits illuminated in the light of a computer screen. If necessary, they can also hear the rustle of paper from any distance. They are especially attracted to the tapping of pens and heavy sighs. They often disorient their victim by ramming the victims’s head into her keyboard or desk. They are capable of lobbing large blocks at victims attempting to escape. These blocks can immobilize the victim for months, even years, at a time. Their favorite method of dispatch is a sharp jab to the nervous system, heart, or brain. Occasionally the gut.
To celebrate their kill they shred the victim’s work in progress, dance upon the corpse, and toast their success with glasses filled with blood, sweat, tears, and ink.
Have you spotted them lately?