The problem with wanting to be published is being published. Only a fool exposes herself to the world like that. Or hey, if you’re going to expose yourself and expect to be paid, consider a gig that pays four grand an hour.
On second thought, keep your four grand and read my story. Not as satisfying maybe, but it won’t ruin your career.Well, not the entire story (no money is exchanging hands after all), but chapter one. Over there in the sidebar, trying to be coy and demand attention at the same time.
And it will take less than hour.