The Easter Bunny wrote,
My Dear Ms. Pelrine,
Your mother asked me to send you a chocolate unicorn for Easter. I had to point out to her that, even though you love chocolate, you were not likely to want to eat a chocolate unicorn. And besides, where I would find such a creature at this late date, I’m sure I don’t know. Be that as it may, I hope the egg enclosed is still intact and not melted. It is especially made from “scratch” in a real kitchen. At any rate, I’m sure it’s tasty anyway.
No, my dear, you are too old for such fairy tales as to think your mother may have made it. Think carefully–need I say more?
All the best to you this season, this DYYD SUL* first after the first full moon following ALBAN EILIR**. All the spring time blessings to you at Beltaine, un Mai, 1985.
The Easter Bunny
*Welsh for Sunday
**Welsh for the Spring Equinox
Still not too old for fairy tales–to read or to write.
Did your parents read you fairy tales? Do you have a favorite? Do you think you’re too old for that sort of thing?